the signs at their best // worst

• ARIES: curious, a born explorer, hidden strengths and talents, not what they appear, able to take on many roles and forms, cheerful in hard times//rude, prone to “bad” language, uses insults, hard to understand, devil’s advocate, uses their strengths the wrong way
• TAURUS: incredible potential, stronger than they look, takes what life throws at them and rolls with it, kind, able to speak with/make friends with all different circles, good sense of humor//refuses to take responsibility, ignores their own faults, lacks a backbone, tries to worm out of issues instead of addressing them correctly, takes the easy way
• GEMINI: adaptable and resourceful, good at what they do, smart, tries things anyway even when they don’t think they’ll work, honest and frank, helpful (even if they complain about it), lives many lives//jumbled and scattered, doesn’t make an effort to correct themselves/thinks saying sorry is enough, inappropriate, doesn’t watch their mouth and doesn’t care to
• CANCER: tries so hard at all they do, more sensitive than they let on, tries their best to protect everyone, incredibly witty, works with what they got, resourceful, cares so much//doesn’t practice what they preach, gives back-handed compliments, will butt into matters that don’t concern them, judgemental, “holier than thou”, treats others as children
• LEO: strong as heck but won’t brag about it, shows great care for their friends, does what they must even when scared, thoughtful, friendly, thinks of others happiness, likes to share and collaborate//overly excitable, hangs around the wrong crowd, hard to understand at times, doesn’t listen, little volume control, easily swayed, does wrong without knowing it
• VIRGO: meticulous, refined, skilled in many areas, eye for beauty, inner strength, protective and will always do their best for others, maintains peace, thoughtful and moves with purpose, patient//unyielding, hard to get to know, suffocating, over-protective, martyr, prone to gossip
• LIBRA: thinks ahead, not to be underestimated, knows when to have fun and knows when to get serious, observant, weird but in a fun way, clever, very colorful, artistic//hides behind a mask, puts an overly confident front up to hide behind, self-doubting, lazy, too chill at times, avoidant
• SCORPIO: confident and determined, full of surprises, clever, always has something new up their sleeve, great vision, incredible willpower, able to see things through to the end, fights their own battles, doesn’t let anything stop them//tends to ramble, thinks their path in the best and only path, over-confident at times, forces others to think and do what they like, sneaky, controlling
• SAGITTARIUS: incredibly STRONG, loyal and faithful, sticks to their beliefs, has a wide range of interests and talents, keeps trying even after things don’t work, knows how to move on and rebuild, frank and uncomplicated//hears what they want to hear, can steamroll others, doesn’t allow people to talk, weird in a weird way, takes things too far, doesn’t pick up on the feelings of others
• CAPRICORN: generally mild, just likes to talk and chill out, always open to listen to you vent, checks up on you, takes things as they come, faithful, tries to believe in the best, silly, knows how to lighten the mood//probably planning on killing you, undercover, uses silence to their advantage, manipulates others, incredibly angry, extreme
• AQUARIUS: strong convictions, world-changing views and goals, fights until the end, will go after what they want, takes chances, intelligent, seems serious but is really just kinda goofy, is a kid at heart, cares a lot but doesn’t always know how to show it//can come off as kind of a creep, panders for sympathy and attention, can’t pick up on cues from other people, invasive, takes things too far
• PISCES: cares about so many things, will take care of you, treats people as equals, cheerful and bubbly, great sense of humor, good with puns, stronger than they look, treats people like they want to be treated, kind, fun//takes things to extremes, can be reckless, such escapists they would hide on the moon if they could, selfish at times, shirks responsibility, sailor mouth

the signs two most likely hogwarts houses

femprincess:

aries: gryffindor or slytherin

taurus: hufflepuff or slytherin

gemini: slytherin or ravenclaw

cancer: gryffindor or hufflepuff

leo: gryffindor or slytherin

virgo: slytherin or gryffindor

libra: hufflepuff or slytherin

scorpio: hufflepuff or ravenclaw

sagittarius: gryffindor or ravenclaw

capricorn: slytherin or ravenclaw

aquarius: gryffindor or ravenclaw

pisces: hufflepuff or gryffindor

THE SIGNS AS MERMAIDS AND FAERIES.

kisseskitty:

MERMAIDS: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces, Libra

FAERIES: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Scorpio, Aquarius, Aries 

the signs typing tumblr tags

• types perfectly, if there is a typo they have to fix it: taurus, gemini, virgo, sagittarius
• makes typos on purpose to capture the struggle: aries, libra, capricorn, scorpio
• just can't fucking type: cancer, leo, aquarius, pisces

EXPECTATIONS VS REALITY OF THE ZODIAC SIGNS

• Aries Expectation: Fierce ram, will fuck u up, is hella brave
• Aries Reality: Is a sheep with oversized horns and was bullied and is trying to overcompensate
• Taurus Expectation: Loyal bull
• Taurus Reality: Cow that is too lazy to betray you
• Gemini Expectation: Super smart, super intelligent, can and will slay you.
• Gemini Reality: Has abandonment issues and an identity crisis every month
• Cancer Expectation: Mother bear and reliable and strong
• Cancer Reality: Emotional wreck
• Leo Expectation: Loyal sexy and confident
• Leo Reality: Emo lion
• Virgo Expectation: Shy smart and organized
• Virgo Reality: Always having internal meltdowns
• Libra Expectation: Fashionable and friendly and fair
• Libra Reality: Really sad that they cannot fix everyone
• Scorpio Expectation: Dark mysterious and probably a killer
• Scorpio Reality: Really emo that hates everyone and has uncontrollable emotions
• Sagittarius Expectation: So wise and majestic
• Sagittarius Reality: Makes up everything to compensate for the lack of meaning in their life
• Capricorn Expectation: Cool, calm, collected, ambitious
• Capricorn Reality: Power starved baby that just wants love
• Aquarius Expectation: God
• Aquarius Reality: Still God
• Pisces Expectation: So cute such anime!!
• Pisces Reality: How can I murder ppl without getting my dress dirty

the signs as darren songs

composedbydarrencriss:

Aries: Any of Those Things
Taurus: Human
Gemini: Don’t You
Cancer: Words
Leo: Jealousy
Virgo: Once Upon A Time
Libra: This Time
Scorpio: Sophomore
Sagittarius: I Don’t Mind
Capricorn: Sami
Aquarius: Picture Perfect Girl
Pisces: I Still Think

How long the signs take to get ready in the morning

• ForFuckingEVER: Scorpio, Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn
• Long enough to frustrate you: Cancer, Virgo, Gemini
• Literally two seconds: Aries, Taurus, Sagittarius, Pisces
• You might as well be leaving tomorrow: Leo

the signs as trash

• aries: punk trash
• taurus: classy trash
• gemini: trash god
• cancer: pile of trash
• leo: trash ruler
• virgo: casual trash
• libra: trash lord
• scorpio: angry trash
• sagittarius: meme-loving trash
• capricorn: trash king/queen
• aquarius: weird trash
• pisces: hippie trash

How Sexual the Signs are 1-10 (Requested)

zodiac-advice:

Aries: 6
Taurus: 8
Gemini: 7
Cancer: 3
Leo: 10
Virgo: 7
Libra: 3
Scorpio: 15
Sagittarius: 9
Capricorn: 5
Aquarius: 6
Pisces: 9.99

The ‘Literally Everything They Say Is Sarcastic’ Squad

somezodiacstuff:

Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, and Aquarius