the signs and how they're being problematic at ur house party

  • aries: keeps rearranging your decorations and changing the song
  • taurus: called the police
  • gemini: took their clothes off
  • cancer: locked themselves in your room and no one knows what their problem is
  • leo: wants to fight everyone
  • virgo: giving head in the bathroom
  • libra: trying to sell weed to everyone
  • scorpio: threw a cigarette butt into the hedge out front and now its on fire
  • sagittarius: on the fucking roof
  • capricorn: has to pee every 3 minutes
  • aquarius: doing lines of cocaine off the kitchen counter
  • pisces: making out with your dad

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